I am awake and don't want to be. My fucking turtles never let me sleep, swear. If Thom can't crawl out the top of the aquarium, then by God, he's going to make as much noise as he can trying to. Why do all of my pets try to escape?
( my Anderson Cooper story...which contains less Anderson than I'd like...but also more than enough... )
( my Anderson Cooper story...which contains less Anderson than I'd like...but also more than enough... )
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